Friday, December 18, 2009

Geek days of Xmas

Okay, so before you comment, yes, I am aware that this song would be more efficient if implemented as an array of 12 verses with a couple for next to iterate..

Also, I know some will be horrified by my use of goto, but I never claimed to be a very good coder in the first place. As I'm often fond of saying, those who can't code, manage.

The Twelve Geek Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a method to read a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two semaphores and a method to read a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three for nexts, two semaphores and a method to read a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,four pound defines, three for nexts, two semaphores and a method to read a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five buffer rings .. four pound defines, three for nexts, two semaphores and a method to read a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six sleeps delaying, five buffer rings .. four pound defines, three for nexts, two semaphores and a method to read a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven whiles a looping, six sleeps delaying, five buffer rings .. four pound defines, three for nexts, two semaphores and a method to read a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight threads a racing, seven whiles a looping, six sleeps delaying, five buffer rings .. four pound defines, three for nexts, two semaphores and a method to read a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine gotos going, eight threads a racing, seven whiles a looping, six sleeps delaying, five buffer rings .. four pound defines, three for nexts, two semaphores and a method to read a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten files compiling, nine gotos going, eight threads a racing, seven whiles a looping, six sleeps delaying, five buffer rings .. four pound defines, three for nexts, two semaphores and a method to read a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,eleven pipes a piping, ten files compiling, nine gotos going, eight threads a racing, seven whiles a looping, six sleeps delaying, five buffer rings .. four pound defines, three for nexts, two semaphores and a method to read a pear tree.

On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve twelve objects running, eleven pipes a piping, ten files compiling, nine gotos going, eight threads a racing, seven whiles a looping, six sleeps delaying, five buffer rings .. four pound defines, three for nexts, two semaphores and a method to read a pear tree.






-- Post From My iPhone, typos included

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