Thou makest the sweat vanish and the heart beat gentler
Thy drafts make us sneeze yet we sleep restfully in thy gentle white noise
Thou keepest us from murder on the subway and create gentle relief on NJT trains
Thy sweet coolness removes the odor of ass from the air, and brings us peace
We curse thine absence and welcome the opening blast of thy cool presence at mall entrances.
We dedicate movie theaters and shopping malls as thy divine houses of worship, and reserve a subway car unblessed with thy presence for the sinner.
Oh air conditioning, how we adore thy coolness, for lack of thee is misery.
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